User:KevinSchram

Player Infoboxes

This player has a character instructing at the Starfleet Academy!

This player has a character stationed aboard USS Boudicca!

This player has a character stationed aboard USS Nimitz!

"There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass."

— W. C. Fields

Star Trek: Freedom Player. I'm a teenager who spells horribly and can't tell the difference between as and has. Thats my clam to fame in ST: Freedom, aside from being a wiki addict. Oh yeah, I'm also the king of Lieutenant (Junior Grade) characters.

Brief Overview

I'm only 16 years old, which explains my immaturatity (see funny images and quotes below). It seems at my birthday they raise the minium age for the game. Hopefully I won't get kicked out. ;)

My Active Characters

• Lieutenant Brian Rogers - Chief Counselor - ?????? - PC

• Lieutenant Khran - Chief Tactical/Security Chief - USS Dennison - SPC

• Lieutenant (JG) Francisco Mendez - Assistant Chief Engineering Officer - USS Nimitz - SPC

• Lieutenant (JG) Burt Stover - Instructor - Starfleet Academy - SPC

• Petty Officer {2nd} Jason Miller - Engineer - USS Boudicca - SPC

My Non-Active Characters

• Lt. Commander John Armstrong - First Officer - USS Raven - NPC

• Lieutenant (JG) Chenoll - Chief Engineer - USS Raven - NPC (Silly little Bolian engineer)

• Petty Officer {2nd} Victor Dufrane - Medical Assistant - Starbase Geneva - NPC

• Crewman Mendez - Engineer's Mate - USS Raven - NPC

Goals

My goal is to have at least one SPC on every ship, but not for the sake of having an SPC, because I really like posting. I go through high-low phases in posting. High is where I post a lot and go crazy and get like 10 posts in one night. Low is where it could be a week when I only post once, and even then it is a sad, tiny little cut-and-paste post.

My other goal is to one day join the ranks of a command staff some where. I was Acting Third Officer for a while on Geneva, and I got to command Geneva for a while our fearless acting CO was away. I really liked it. Also, when I was playing a First Officer on the USS Raven submission, I really enjoyed that too. I'm also a trained compile artist, The Compile Centicore.

See my To Do List for other goals.

Sandbox

See my Sandbox to see what I am tinkering with for the STF Wiki.

Epigraphs and Latin

I'm also a big fan of Epigraphs. A Epigraph is a quotation that is placed at the start of a work or section that expresses in some succinct way an aspect or theme of what is to follow. (see above) I really like them for some reason, who knows why. I think its a classy touch. I also like when people say "Et tu (insert name)?" I'm not a Shakespeare fan, but hey, its a nice little reference. I can't wait until my STF character is betrayed so I can use it.

Don't kidnap me

Kevin Schram is my real name, by the way... a bully in school googled my name and it came to the STF site after a few other Kevins. Anyway, what a jerk. He made fun of me, but hey, being a nerd is going to be cool again in a few years. ;)

How to Reach Me

E-mail: [1]

AIM: CaptainKenobi15

MSN: xboxguy15@sbcglobal.net

YIM: xboxguy15@sbcglobal.net

ICQ: 199618284

STF Message Board: brian_rogers

I'm also seen lurking around the STF Chatroom as Schrammie.

If it is dire, e-mail me. If you want to chat, go to the Chat room. I almost never use AIM, MSN, YIM or ICQ, unless its for a joint post or I want to somebody who's on MSN, YIM, AIM or ICQ. A few of my RL friends use AIM and MSN, so I might be on there.

Funny Images

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200510/treklife-051010/770x222.gif

Quotes

"Don't they teach you kids to swear in basic trainin' any more?"

— Sgt. Johnson, from Halo 2

"I'm not rude. I'm sarcastic. You just can't handle it."

— RL Friend of Mine

"You need to learn the difference between as and has, Mr. Schram"

— My 9th Grade English Teacher She must be talking to my dad... he's the only "Mr. Schram" I know ;)

"Just a drop of water in an endless sea"

— Dust in the Wind, by Kansas

"A pint cannot hold a quart, if it's holding a pint it's doing the best it can."

— Alan Reading

"Lake Superior, they said, never gives up her dead, when the gales of November come early."

— The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, by Gordon Lightfoot

"You and I, but soon there will be order again. A new age. Aquinas spoke of the mythical city on the hill, soon that city will be a reality and we will be crowned its kings. Or, better than kings... gods!"

— Bob Page, from Deus Ex

"Again they ignore me. Again they think they have a better punishment for a traitor than a shotgun to the head."

— Gunther Hermann from Deus Ex